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Dipstick

Im the Dipstick

LOL.

Sorry My silly english humour! lol

It is a temporary forum after all.
Thought id hav some fun. Thx 4 the advice!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
I could always start another ... you could see how quickly you could spot it.
:rofl: :rofl:

EDIT
& it shows just how nice TB people are .. always willing to help...
even with dipsticks!

N1 TB'ers
 
Dipstick said:
Its near the top of the dipstick.

I cant see any crosshatch ?
I think Ive put way too much in it.
I was thinking that during the third gallon.

Its leaking from the top of the dipstick & it keeps popping out.
The cars also running bery sluggish, and had difficulty starting it.
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You put in three gallons of oil?
 
boosted said:
bahahahahaha
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I am sorry, but this post in a world of post about quarts gallons drums tankers of oil and how many go in the car.....especially when everyone is being serious.....

is really really fookin funny !!!!!


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OMG..........but that is funny!!!!!!


I cant even type ne more! tooooooo funny!



PS....is the oil over the roof line yet?.....go check, come back in, shower, and then let us know...
 
Blowtorch for the bag...quick and easy.
You're going to have to drain all that oil out via the dipstick, draining all that oil out that fast from the plug could cause your engine to seize.
 
Ok Managed to remove handbad from the metal grill thing at the front.

Unfortunately my lipstick is still trapped in the grill, and the grill thing seems to be seeping some kind of green/blue fluid. Is this normal?

How do you drain the oil?
Do you have to take it to a garage to turn the car upside down??

Thanks in advance.
 
Ive heard that a "Roll Bar" can be fitted.

Is this used for turning the car over draining the oil?
 
A quick install of the roll bar, then you can easily invert you car.

Make sure you get a roll bar with an 'inversion' handle though.
 
Dipstick said:
Ok Managed to remove handbad from the metal grill thing at the front.

Unfortunately my lipstick is still trapped in the grill, and the grill thing seems to be seeping some kind of green/blue fluid. Is this normal?

How do you drain the oil?
Do you have to take it to a garage to turn the car upside down??

Thanks in advance.
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im glad you got the pocketbook out of the grille, but im afraid the lipstick might be a write off... dont worry bout the green juice, its just vacating the car so you can put more oil in.

you drain the oil by putting an ace of bass cd in the changer. press play. god frowns. no oil.

Dipstick said:
Ive heard that a "Roll Bar" can be fitted.

Is this used for turning the car over draining the oil?
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no its for when you try to parallel park. also remember the roll bar can be used for a convenient place to hang a pocketbook

(seriously, i had a girlfreind, she did it, it was priceless. it also hit me on the head. we broke up.)

also the roll bar is no way or turning the car over to change the oil, you see the rollbar prevents the roof from caving, which as you obviously know is a horrid idea, because the closer to the earths center you are, the heavier the gravitational pull, the fluid wont have anywhere to go, it will just float off into space, like your brains did in 1978.
 
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