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- Jun 2, 2007
- Location
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I went and helped Roger stuff the D5 enginge back into his P2 V70 AWD yesterday. He had a perfectly good, fully functional V70 AWD P1 petrol. But apparently it used too much fuel. Therefore the P1 and an envelope stuffed to the brim with greasy used notes, otherwise known as investing, got traded on a P2 AWD D5. That'll save some money eh?
Unfortunately after some really hard long distance driving for some 13.3 miles or so it became clear the D5 had a small incontinence issue.
We refer to those 13.3 miles as the good old days or the golden era.
Volvo in their infinite wisdom drilled a machining hole just above the rear main oil seal on the D5 engine, This hole was filled with a rubber coated core plug. After a few years and a some mileage the rubber gets soft and slippery and falls out of the engine block, shortly followed by the oil making it way out of the engine in sympathy. This is called recession.
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Because the leak is so big, the car isn't really useable, this is called unemployment. The plug is cheap, $2 or something silly like that. The only issue is that the $2 plug hidden by a gearbox and a flywheel. At that point you lift the engine out of the car. We refer to this as saving the block.
Once the engine is out of the car you discover 3 things
1) The splines on the tranfer box are buggered
2) The Intercooler is split
3) The Radiator is toast
This is called a financial crisis. Also sometimes refered to as a sovereign debt crisis.
As this is a money saving exercise, fuel is getting expensive, and we've been watching the news on how the world financial markets are run all three of the above are ordered new. Because the bank was undercapitalised a little quantative easing was used and the crisis averted.
The transfer box is only $1200 or so, which coincidentally is roughly equal to the gold reserve of Greece.
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Once the transfer box is back on the engine we could lift the gearbox back in its hole. It slipped home pretty easy. Normally this stage is refered to as pumping money into the engine bay.
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This does have an upside. We're receiving offers from various governments on sorting out their banking crises. This micro economic money saving can easily be transfered onto an national or international stage.
We're going to be rich....
Unfortunately after some really hard long distance driving for some 13.3 miles or so it became clear the D5 had a small incontinence issue.
We refer to those 13.3 miles as the good old days or the golden era.
Volvo in their infinite wisdom drilled a machining hole just above the rear main oil seal on the D5 engine, This hole was filled with a rubber coated core plug. After a few years and a some mileage the rubber gets soft and slippery and falls out of the engine block, shortly followed by the oil making it way out of the engine in sympathy. This is called recession.
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Because the leak is so big, the car isn't really useable, this is called unemployment. The plug is cheap, $2 or something silly like that. The only issue is that the $2 plug hidden by a gearbox and a flywheel. At that point you lift the engine out of the car. We refer to this as saving the block.
Once the engine is out of the car you discover 3 things
1) The splines on the tranfer box are buggered
2) The Intercooler is split
3) The Radiator is toast
This is called a financial crisis. Also sometimes refered to as a sovereign debt crisis.
As this is a money saving exercise, fuel is getting expensive, and we've been watching the news on how the world financial markets are run all three of the above are ordered new. Because the bank was undercapitalised a little quantative easing was used and the crisis averted.
The transfer box is only $1200 or so, which coincidentally is roughly equal to the gold reserve of Greece.
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Once the transfer box is back on the engine we could lift the gearbox back in its hole. It slipped home pretty easy. Normally this stage is refered to as pumping money into the engine bay.
<a href="http://s338.photobucket.com/albums/n413/turbobrickspics/?action=view¤t=DSC_6684.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n413/turbobrickspics/DSC_6684.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
This does have an upside. We're receiving offers from various governments on sorting out their banking crises. This micro economic money saving can easily be transfered onto an national or international stage.
We're going to be rich....