Squirterizational mod RENTAL KIT for INCREASED PERFORMANCE

[dbh86]

John,
I've been trying to get ahold of you since Friday. Give me a call so we can talk about the squirters.

[DecalServiceBrett]

Originally Posted by dbh86

John,
I've been trying to get ahold of you since Friday. Give me a call so we can talk about the squirters.

so the squirter kit is going to be in my state? wtf? i want to get in on this..

[John V, outside agitator]

Originally Posted by RNAsEqUeNcE

so the squirter kit is going to be in my state? wtf? i want to get in on this..

Brett, I sending out the kit in an hour to Dave so get holt of him cause he's going to zip zing bam it in toute suite.

He's getting 4 squirters and that's all there is in USA and Germany just now of that particular PN. Amazingly the BMW parts manager and parts guy were really curious about an order of 32 unit and when i 'splained to them what was up the manager checked other models using the same part number, then on his own check several other models, and one model there were like 1000 on hand so we have one of those coming to compare and if its compatible then well go with them.
Hoookay?

[John V, outside agitator]

Originally Posted by dbh86

John,
I've been trying to get ahold of you since Friday. Give me a call so we can talk about the squirters.

I'll give you a call with the Paypal details for the deposit and the cost on the 4 squirters this evening, righty right ol droogie?

[dbh86]

Originally Posted by John V, outside agitator

I'll give you a call with the Paypal details for the deposit and the cost on the 4 squirters this evening, righty right ol droogie?

i'll give you a call tomorrow to sort this out...

[John V, outside agitator]

Originally Posted by dbh86

i'll give you a call tomorrow to sort this out...

OK Dave, they're on the way...we can sort the details and i shipped already cause we have history.
When you're done it'll go over to flaky boy Brett who so brutally murdered with malice aforethought his innocent B21T, and for a savage like him we'll make sure we get a crushing deposit!!!!

[dbh86]

Originally Posted by John V, outside agitator

OK Dave, they're on the way...we can sort the details and i shipped already cause we have history.
When you're done it'll go over to flaky boy Brett who so brutally murdered with malice aforethought his innocent B21T, and for a savage like him we'll make sure we get a crushing deposit!!!!

It's Daniel, not Dave ;) My caller id does say david tho :(

Thanks for this awesomeness!

Brett, get ahold of me so we can work out when I can come help you.

[JohnMc]

Originally Posted by John V, outside agitator

He's getting 4 squirters and that's all there is in USA and Germany just now of that particular PN. Amazingly the BMW parts manager and parts guy were really curious about an order of 32 unit and when i 'splained to them what was up the manager checked other models using the same part number, then on his own check several other models, and one model there were like 1000 on hand so we have one of those coming to compare and if its compatible then well go with them.
Hoookay?

heh, i can imagine the German spare parts guy scratching his head trying to figure out where these parts are going. It's really not one of those things you'd normally expect to be flying off the shelves.

Sort of like a few years back when some obscure Cali emissions Honda had one of the first production wideband O2 sensors on it, and people started buying them up and they pretty much became as rare as hen's teeth overnight.

[John V, outside agitator]

Originally Posted by dbh86

It's Daniel, not Dave ;) My caller id does say david tho :(

Thanks for this awesomeness!

Brett, get ahold of me so we can work out when I can come help you.

OOOOps, eh well you'll be old and blind and crippled and forgetful someday!
Why when I was you age we'd walk thru 5 miles of snow to the garage on bare bloody feet. Uphill!
Both ways!

(And your comeback answer should be: On bare bloody feet!!!! SO LUCKY! We'd do that on only bloody stumps!)

[BB-Q]

They don't know they're born today..............

[dbh86]

Originally Posted by John V, outside agitator

OOOOps, eh well you'll be old and blind and crippled and forgetful someday!
Why when I was you age we'd walk thru 5 miles of snow to the garage on bare bloody feet. Uphill!
Both ways!

(And your comeback answer should be: On bare bloody feet!!!! SO LUCKY! We'd do that on only bloody stumps!)

Originally Posted by BB-Q

They don't know they're born today..............

Uphill both ways? As in the earth had it out for you and decided to change which way the ground sloped? Old times must've been hard.

[BB-Q]

I used to work 27 hours a day down t' pit, pay mineowner for the privilege of working, walk 15 miles home in the snow in us bare feet and when we got home to our cardboard shoebox our father would beat us to death and jump up and down on our graves..........

Tell them young 'uns today and they don't believe ya..........

[DecalServiceBrett]

Originally Posted by John V, outside agitator

When you're done it'll go over to flaky boy Brett who so brutally murdered with malice aforethought his innocent B21T, and for a savage like him we'll make sure we get a crushing deposit!!!!

sigg action right there, thats gonna stay for a long time!

Awesome, if those 1000 squirters are compatible, then IM ALL FOR IT!

[dbh86]

Alright, my block now has squirters! Brett will get his block tapped tomorrow. Who's next?

[dbh86]

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[stillspoolin]

sweet, could we do this to my block while the kit is in town?

[John V, outside agitator]

Originally Posted by stillspoolin

sweet, could we do this to my block while the kit is in town?

Get hold of Dan and see if you can bring your block there or what.
Currently it's Dan who has the deposit out on it so I think he can set the local terms.
Whaddya say Dan?

Didya get Bretts done today?

[stillspoolin]

let me know dan, thanx

[dbh86]

I'm leaving Thursday, so get ahold of me if you still want it.

[mr.jeffro]

First of all, this was a very informative post regarding the squirter installation and it's simplicity. Secondly, I have worked in the diesel industry for many years and "piston-coolers" are a must to cool the underside of the piston and prevent a melt-down condition from sustained boost and internal combustion pressures and temps.

One member posted a comment regarding pre 1993 b230 engines do not have these. I would like to know if this is true?

Yet another member mentioned about using the high-output oil pump using a different size drive gear to deliver more volumn and output. If a high output oil pump is needed this would be a very important detail that everyone needs to know about. Without a different oil pump the bottom end and even the valve train could be affected.

All information would be great for everyone.

Keep up the great work gentlemen.

Jeff

[dbh86]

Originally Posted by mr.jeffro

One member posted a comment regarding pre 1993 b230 engines do not have these. I would like to know if this is true?

My motor, '92 B230, did not have these till I used this kit. So pre-93 B230's don't have them, B230FT's might have them a bit earlier.

Originally Posted by mr.jeffro

Yet another member mentioned about using the high-output oil pump using a different size drive gear to deliver more volumn and output. If a high output oil pump is needed this would be a very important detail that everyone needs to know about. Without a different oil pump the bottom end and even the valve train could be affected.

I'm going to use my stock pump, as it's in good condition, and I'm going to up the pressure a little bit.

[John V, outside agitator]

Originally Posted by mr.jeffro

First of all, this was a very informative post regarding the squirter installation and it's simplicity. Secondly, I have worked in the diesel industry for many years and "piston-coolers" are a must to cool the underside of the piston and prevent a melt-down condition from sustained boost and internal combustion pressures and temps.

One member posted a comment regarding pre 1993 b230 engines do not have these. I would like to know if this is true?

Yet another member mentioned about using the high-output oil pump using a different size drive gear to deliver more volumn and output. If a high output oil pump is needed this would be a very important detail that everyone needs to know about. Without a different oil pump the bottom end and even the valve train could be affected.

All information would be great for everyone.

Keep up the great work gentlemen.

Jeff

Hello Jeff,
Thanks for the kind words. I had hoped that this kit idea would catch on and that more boys with the older B21 and B23 motors would have latched on as well.
As for pumps, there is really only 2 pumps and I'm not sure if the old "Low volume" pump is encountered much in the aftermarket, it could be that suppliers only only all supplying the later high volume pump.

So far all the different brands I have seen differ in the box they come in and the pumps inside are the same.

Clearly the high volume pump is the way to go with the turbo motor and fersure with the 16v conversions with the extra cams and hydraulic lifters.


By the way, nobody here should be referred to as "gentlemen",
we're Turbobrickistas,

The "gentlemen " are over on Brickboards or V-speed.

[mr.jeffro]

Originally Posted by John V, outside agitator

Hello Jeff,

By the way, nobody here should be referred to as "gentlemen",
we're Turbobrickistas,

nancy:

Thanks for the reply. I am just used to calling men that have more knowledge than I, "gentlemen".

Have a great evening.

Regards,

Jeff

[fidel]

i need the kit when its available.

[MrBill]

Originally Posted by fidel

i need the kit when its available.

I'll find out if I need it also on wednesday.